3 Kids, 2 Cakes and a pint of Gin

Failing parents, stressed out multi-taskers and lovers of cheese welcome.

Hello there,


Before we delve into the realms of motherhood, student life and let’s be honest probably some drunken escapades, I guess we need to first get the introductions out of the way. I’m Kayleigh also known as ‘3 kids, 2 cakes and a pint of gin’. I am a 26 year old mother to two crazy, little humans and step mummy to a Fortnite loving 9 year old. When I’m not wiping arses, making endless amounts of chicken nuggets and chips or swearing my head off because I just stepped on that bloody toy I asked my daughter to put away ten times, I am studying at University.

  My life probably isn’t that different to yours or anyone else’s really which is why I felt the need to start this blog. I genuinely believe that in life when you have those, ‘effin hell why won’t my 1 year old sleep through the night, why is it that I just look at cake and gain ten pounds, or the temptation to Google ‘how to get away with murder’ when your partner is peeing you off moments, that it really bloody helps to know that someone else is going through the same thing too.

  So if you’re into non-diluted, non-sugar coated stories about getting bladdered in wetherspoons, deciding whether or not you can actually return a child or random venting about pretty much anything that ticks me off then welcome.

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